Naomi Campbell

May 22, 1970
                                           Aaaah yes...Naomi Campbell.

She's a supermodel and that's really
all I know about her.

There was that one time she got some blood diamonds from Charles Taylor
the former Liberian Pres./War Criminal


Her response: "It was Leonardo DiCaprio!
Didn't you see the movie?"

Lisa Edelstein

May 21, 1966
hmmmm... Lisa Edelstein?.... OH ok, right. Lisa Edelstein... Wait...... Who is this bitch?

She's Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the tv show House.
The very attractive 40-something Dean of Medicine.
....After everyone tells House they wont cut the patient's ear off,
which is ultimately the cure, Dr. Cuddy is always his last stop.
She tells House she doesn't agree, but since the guy's gonna die anyway... OK
But House... stop it with the pills!! I know you've saved everyones' life, every single time...
but seriously, we never believe you because you take pills.
Thats Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Happy Birthday!


now who cares about this Lisa Edelstein? I mean, she's no doctor.
...probably doesn't even have any pills.

smoke-show 2.0!!

Aaaaaah,
       Lisa Edlestein:


Shalom aleichem! (or better yet, ME aleichem)


Yom Huledet Same'ach!
Happy Birthday!

May 20th Birthdays!

- Stan Mikita -

Remember the Donut Shop Wayne and Garth always went to? 
(remember? Al Bundy worked there?)
It was called "Mikita's"
and it turns out Stan Mikita was a real guy. A pro Hockey player for the Chicago Black Hawks! 
Way to go Stan!
Happy Birthday, eh!




Thanks for the Donuts, 

Quite the looker, Stan was.

but Timmy Ho is pissed you stole his idea.


His birthname was "Stanislav Guoth"
He changed his name because, as he said "It was a stupid last name."


Stan Mikita
b. May 20, 1940 (and still kickin' it)
Happy Birthday, broseph!

May 20th Birthdays!

- Cher -

Yes thats right! Cher.
Last names? A waste of time, in her opinion.
Cher and her husband Sonny Bono
had one daughter. She eventually 
grew up to be some guy named Chaz.


Happy Birthday Cher!!!

When asked Cher told CNN: 
"I never actually belieEved in life after love"

May 20th

- Jimmy Stewart -

Indeed! Jimmy Stewart. Don't you know who he is? Yeah me neither.
He was a famous movie actor back in the day (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Its a Wonderful Life)


b. May 20, 1908
damn that's old!!
jk. he's actually dead.
RIP Jimmy Stew!

May 20th

- Busta Rhymes -

Wooohaa!

Busta-Bust, grammy nominated rapper, producer, and star-of-numerous-forgettable-films.

I always thought he was related to LeAnn Rimes, but it turns out his real name is...

Trevor Tahiem Smith 

b. May 20, 1972 in Brooklyn, NY


Happy Birthday, my dude....